Josh: yeah
Phil: Dude man, Josh, I think we should post pictures of some of the worst nipples we have found on the interweb.
Josh: weeerrrd
Bob: Damn I love boobies but these next ones suck!
Josh: and now to a picture
Phil: Dude, you know those weird goldfish with the weird brain that are all puffy and sticking out of their heads and shit....yeah well that's what these nipples look like.
Josh: nah, it looks like shes grown boobs on her boobs
Bob: those boobs are poppin!
Phil: their like chameleon eye boobies!
Bob: seriously now, last night I was watching porn and these boobs came up, and I really had to stop jacking off.
Josh: lets move on to the next nipples
Phil: bun you this running dialogue isn't witty enough we need more nipple humor
Bob: I like these titoreenees they make my mouth drool...
Josh: moving on..
Phil: dude whats with these next nipples?
Josh: I like to call this variety, "the witches nose"
also I would like to add how these nipples resemble weird moles.
Bob: I don't know about these nipples, they don't seem real to me, they look like a bag of crushed cookies, a piece of shit.
Phil: I kind of think the boob to the far left resembles a rodents nose of some kind.
Josh: yeah like a dogs nose or something
Bob: looks like your mom...
Phil: I really want to make a joke about these nipples and Anne frank but that would probably be anti semetic.
Josh: I'm not getting the analogy..
Phil: me either but I just keep thinking Anne frank when I look at these.
Josh: so not only is Anne frank blind, deaf and dumb but she has ugly nipples?
Phil: dude your thinking Helen keller, but than again maybe so am I
Bob: I have a boner
Phil: Next nipples....
Bob: God damn!
Josh: those are so gross
Phil: I like how her nipple folds, she has a nipple crease.
Josh: they look like their deflated, or losing air, kind of looks like pudding.
Bob: I don't like boobs anymore...
Phil: maybe her nipples have swine flu?
Josh: she was probably pulling on her nipples too much or perhaps they were once puffy but now she cut out the puff or something.
Bob: maybe they've been over milked
Phil: I find that comment sexist and offensive
Josh: dude this whole thing is sexist
Phil: god dam josh I knew you'd say it...
Josh: I wonder if her nipples make flappy noises when she runs. Or if she gets nipple cheese!
Phil: lol nipple cheese...
Bob: next nipples...
Josh: dude those are old lady boobs!
Phil: I know my boobs and I agree!
Bob: How low can you go
Josh: her boobs have stretch marks
Phil: this isn't about the boobs its about the nipples
Bob: personally I have a thing for stretched boobs
Josh: they look like failed utters, those nipples look so long dude they look like cow nipples
Phil: yum beef and nipples, often a tasty combo not in this case however.
Bob: I concur
Josh: dude their sooo gross. Just look at how much they fold over her chest! They look like they got stuck in the vacuum
Phil: once again its about the nipples!
Josh: next nipples than...
Josh: dude these look like some next ancient amazon nipples
Phil: dude they look like burnt pancakes!
Josh: ancient amazon pancake nipples
Bob: those are some gross nipples, but seriously what color is that?
Josh: you know those hammer things that soften meat? It looks like she got hit by that, or run over by a car or something
Phil: I see the tire tracks
Bob: next nipples
Josh: Now this next nipple should have a label on it saying, warning: Choking hazard for children under four
Bob: Is that a tiny baby, or a gigantic nipple?
Phil: ah, the miracle of life
Josh: Looks like the baby is scared shitless
Bob: I wonder how much milk would come out of that bad boy?
Josh: Probably the equivalent of a fire hose
Phil: Would sucking that nipple technically be gay?
Josh: Why?
Phil: It looks like this guys penis...
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Josh: Oh God!
Phil: Micro Penis...
Bob: Mines still smaller I win!
